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Intraweb speak.. huh!!?

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1 Intraweb speak.. huh!!? on Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:46 am

Okay...... here we go...
So you wanna be leet do you?
Well, allow me to give you a few helpful tips............. Rolling Eyes
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Internet-speak (or Chat Speak), was invented in the year 1337 and is most commonly practiced by the species 'teenager', is more than a form of reproduction.
For some, it is a way of life. It reflects their ability to slowly drill into their victims' heads and cause unimaginable pain.
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The longer chat speak has been around, the more it has evolved and formed into a revolution of illiterate lingo spoken by most teenagers.
Don't think its more commonly used by those who generally have writing difficulties through no fault of their own, no. these illiterate barbarians of todays writing world do it intentionally just to pee the rest of the world off.
In this way, chatspeak is similar to many other rituals 'teenagers' practice. Razz
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-Helpful tips....
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Misspell, abbreviate and substitute words with numbers to try to save time as often as possible, even if you must stop and spend time figuring out how to shorten the amount of time you spend typing. "Do u no how 2 spel lik a freek?" is a perfect example. Gramatically the sentence makes no sense but you are to assume the addressee of the sentence will instantly decipher and appreciate your more confusing version of talking.
Never, ever spell things correctly. Failure to comply to this rule could lead to being branded a huge square as well as being blocked by 95% of your contact list.
When you can remember to, double the last letter of all your greetings and salutations (like heyy and byee). By so extending your greeting, so you lessen the time for which you have to actually engage in chat with the alternatively-intelligent second party.
When you don't know what to say, say things like "lol", "lmao", "rofl", and so on.
If you feel you aren't contributing enough to the conversation, say things like "lol", "lmao", "rofl", and so on.
When you find something amusing, say things like "lol", "lmao", "rofl", and so on.
Expression to the negative can be substituted with suitably confused interjections: "huh?", "wtf?" and various smilies should suffice.
Do weird things with dashes, slashes, gizmos etc. in a sorry attempt to recreate emotional faces. These include things like -.- ^_^ and #~+@??. These so-called "emoticons" are often used in place of real words, for when vocabulary fails, and you cant remember what you were talking about in the first place.
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There, that should get you you started in you new life as a Leet member of the inhuman race..
Rolling Eyes
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