Windows hidden key function.

Rite, my last topic in teh off topic forum only got 7 views, so lets see how many this one gets..

Here we have one of windows hidden key functions.........
- alT-CtRl-De1337 is a key function of the Windows operating system.
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This command was used to fix Windows, but it is like a rabid dog, and always had to be put down. Pressing alT-CtRl-De1337 twice in rapid succession will result in Windows formatting your hard drive.
Pressing it three times will cause the continents to sink beneath the sea.
Press it four times and gravity will become fifty times more powerful, causing the entire universe to collapse into an infinitely small blue spot.
This is the fabled BSoD, or Blue Spot of Death.
Or if you are lucky, alT-CtRl-De1337 usually has no effect as its part of Microsoft's attempt to take over the world.
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About...
Pressing alT-CtRl-De1337 right now will cause your computer to enter combat mode, if you are running Windows XP (Xtra Powaz).
Pressing alT-CtRl-De1337 while playing games on a Nintendo DS will display the message, "All your Money are belong to us n00bs" and will take all the money of a person in North Korea, say that you stole it, and put it into a blender.
Pressing alT-CtRl-De1337 on a Mac will cause your hands to hurt. Macs speak a different language. Try Apple+Ctrl+Eject+Squeeze-Mighty-Mouse+Glowing-Power-Button+Flick-Webcam instead.
Pressing alT-CtRl-De1337 while browsing pron may cause unprecidented effects.
Pressing alT-CtRl-De1337 while listening to music on a 5.1 surround sound system may cause your head to implode.
Pressing alT-CtRl-De1337 while talking to animals especially meerkats will cause them to spontaneously say all your base are belong to us.
Pressing alT-CtRl-De1337 while using Linux will change your OS to Windows Vista.
Pressing alT-CtRl-De1337 while watching videos on youtube will make your computer explode.
Pressing alT-CtRl-De1337 while watching "Alien" will cause Bill Gates to randomly explode from your stomach.
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So... Go make your day jollier and give the three finger salute to Microsoft!
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Aha!! young Ruler Skywalker, much to learn yet, you have..
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